Reality Rewind-I Watch It So You Don't Have To!

Don't act like your favorite line isn't "You Are NOT the father"

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   Sooooo the Real Housewives of the OC head to Costa Rica (and NO Costa Rica is NOT in Mexico) and as usual Alexis is dressed like she is headed to the Playboy mansion, Heather knower of all things attempts to give a language lesson, Tamra is just bitchy (as usual), Gretchen has nothing to say if Slade isn't there and Vicky's love tank is clearly full of that jungle juice.
   
   
    The ladies (really Tamra and Heather) decide to have a phoniness intervention for Alexis "I enjoy nice things" Bellino. 
   
   
   Gretchen joins the mean girl clique and echos Tamras "Drop the stuff and become a real person" argument. 
   
   
   Alexis gets the last word by telling Tamra "Why don't you work on not being such a mean and hateful person, cause you wrote the book on that"
   
   
   Who knew Alexis had such a quality one-liner in her...