I love the internet! It's messy, funny, damn near hooo-larious.
In today's messy news, a wife in Vancouver who is being cheated on, posted a "Take My Husband's Things" sale on Craigslist and she has jokes!!!!
Excerpts include:
LAST MINUTE SPONTANEOUS ESTATE SALE. HUSBAND LEFT US FOR A PIECE OF TRASH. SELLING EVERYTHING WHILE HE IS GONE THIS WEEKEND WITH HIS FLOOZIE
DON'T COME TOO EARLY (LIKE HE DID) BECAUSE I WILL BE THOUROUGHLY ENJOYING SOME WINE WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS THIS EVENING AS WE CLEAN OUT ALL THIS STUFF AND LIKELY BE NURSING HANGOVERS IN THE MORNING. SO PLEASE SPEAK SOFTLY TO THE LADIES WEARING THE SUNGLASSES: )
Read more of the post after the jump...
SELLING EVERYTHING AND MOVING HOUSE AFTER 10 YEARS OF MARRIAGE ....THIS IS ONE HUGE ASS ESTATE SALE...
Maaaan listen! He better get his cheating ass home!!
Read the entire ad here
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