Janet Jackson Got Married. Months Ago

The queen of secret marriages and throwback Poetic Justice braids is already married! The 46 year old Janet married Qatari billionaire Wissam Al Mana, 37 months ago. *we late*

Per JJ:
The rumors regarding an extravagant wedding are simply not true. Last year we were married in a quiet, private and beautiful ceremony.  Our wedding gifts to one another were contributions to our respective favorite children's charities. We would appreciate that our privacy is respected and that we are allowed this time for celebration and joy."


No Janet, we wanna be all up in your business! What else is there for us and JD to do!

Anyway word around town is that old boy ripped up the pre-nup so Janet, you win!


Peep more pics of the newlyweds after the jump...

The Hot Mess of the Day…Tan Mom

Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil was slizzard and showing out on the red carpet for XL Nightclubs weekly “Hot Mess” party. Krentcil stumbled the red carpet flashing her granny panties and doing her best Victoria Secret Model pout.

After falling out more times than a sinner walking the center aisle on Resurrection Sunday, Krentcil had to be escorted off stage after trying to snatch the host’s mic.
Peep the video after the jump...

Dumb @SS of the Day

And the award goes to......




Brian McKnight!


TMZ is reporting that McKnight hosted 15  naked porn stars and a little person for the video shoot of his X-rated anthem in his home (yes you read that right...his home). 


Click here for the story with pics.


Really Brian..No Really? What happened to the classy crooner that we admired? This is a man with Grammys, Image Awards and kids...


 All money isn't good money.......

Reality Rewind- I Watch So You Don't Have To!

Basketball Wives Reunion Pt1.

The show opened with the "wives" seated around John Salley with the exception of Jennifer Williams who was back stage. Shaunie O'Neal began by talking about the direction of the show this season and all of the outrageous b-tch slapping, wine bottle throwing and table hopping that ensued. Claiming that all the women were committed to taking responsibility for their actions and that next season the show would take a turn for the better. 

Salley questioned Evelyn about her relationship with Jennifer (who was eventually escorted out with security) and the wine bottle throwing incident that brought "tears" to Evelyn's eyes after hearing that her soon to be step daughters thought that her actions were funny.

The slap "heard round the world" that was delivered to Jennifer via Nia was discussed at length with Jennifer clearing up when exactly she filed her report (apparently she filed charges against Nia that day but the District Attorney declined to prosecute till now). 

Much eye rolling ensued once Jennifer was brought out with Evelyn claiming that she had a friend slap her in the past and that she didn't file charges but she and that alleged friend are still friends.....sure that sounds about right because all friends fight each other (sarcasm)

These "wives" annoy me, no one likes a violent bully and all the spinning in the world doesn't make up for the bad behavior especially since all of their personal change came after the public backlash.

Side Eye...Ashanti

What happened to Ashanti's career? Remember when she was the hip hop princess?

A check is a check I guess....



Peep the video of Ashanti performing in a sheer catsuit at a club in DC this past weekend.

Ashanti has gotten more and more risque with her fashion choices lately. Instead inspiring with her fashion choices she is going the "shock and awe" route and that doesn't = album sales.  

Side Eye..Brian McNight

Brian McNight is lucky I already gave away the dumb @ss of the day award otherwise ....


Back in April Brian debuted a parody song with video "If Your Ready to Learn" (NSFW) and caught a lot of flack for such a racy song with lyrics like "showing you how it can squirt".


Brian's Twitter response to the backlash from his 1st ode to the vajayjay song "If You're ready To Learn":

"I was just having some fun and look what happened...it's for all those women who keep getting disappointed by their partners period it was a parody about that"

"It's funny how we listen and let our kids listen to songs about killing people and selling drugs and calling women bitches...I wrote this song crude as it may be about satisfying all women and look what happened...I'm not being defensive it's just sad to think that one parody could wipe out 25 years of work"

Well here we go again because Brain has released another tribute, this time to your "No-No Hole"


Brian wrote the dirty ditty as thank you to YouPorn.com after they promoted the song.

TMZ has audio of the song and no it's NSFW


I don't have a problem with a little NSFW music, but how many "parody" songs is he going to put out? This smells like media-whorish propaganda to me. I just hope he has a real album coming out soon otherwise making porn music may become his full time job.

The question is at what point does the situation shift from you making a joke to you becoming a joke?